Finding A Surgical Solution

(One day when my dad is 14, he gets stuck babysitting his siblings and cousins, all of them at least six years younger than him. He has trouble with one of his cousins who isn’t behaving. After a bit of time, he decides to prank his cousin to take action.)

Dad: *picks up the phone* “Hello, [Aunt]? I’m having trouble with [Cousin]. So, what should I do with [Cousin]? Oh, oh… you sure? Okay then. I’ll do that. Bye.”

(He then heads to the kitchen, takes out a knife, and approaches his cousin.)

Dad: “[Cousin], I’m sorry, but your mom said I have to chop your penis off.”

(His siblings and other cousins who witnessed this burst out into laughter while the troublemaking one flinched in horror. He didn’t bother anyone for the rest of the time my dad babysat him.)