Finals: The Musical
High School | Learning
| May 4, 2016
(My math teacher is gone on the day of a quiz so we have a sub. Our school has a strict ‘no phones in class’ rule.)
Sub: “You guys are gonna be taking a quiz so I’m just gonna lock the door…”
Student: “Why?”
Sub: “I’m gonna let you guys listen to music as you take the quiz!”
Student: “But why would you lock the door?”
Sub: “So that if anyone important tries to come in we can ditch everything and get away with it! And if we do get caught I’m perfectly fine with it because I’m retiring soon anyway.”
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