Finally Reached Your Tea Total, Part 2

(We have a Keurig machine that makes tea and other drinks. If you ask my stepfather if you can use the machine, he has you make him a drink first. This is my little brother and stepfather.)

Brother: “What kind of tea do you want?”

Stepfather: *as a joke* “Manatee.”

(My brother looks around the bin of tea for a little bit before looking up at my stepfather.)

Brother: “Is that even a real tea?”