Finally, Mayonnaise That Burns Calories
(A lady comes into our sandwich shop and orders a sub. Everything is normal until…)
Customer: “Could I get mayonnaise?”
Me: “Sure”.
(I put the mayonnaise on the sandwich.)
Customer: *orgasm noise* “Mooooore.”
Me: “Okay…”
Customer: *orgasm noise* “More mayonnaise!”
(I honestly think a little bit of my spirit died that day.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
