Finally Gets The Massage Message
Drug Store | Right
| May 21, 2015
(We’ve had a man call several times trying to engage in sexual conversation.)
Man: “Do you carry massagers? Like personal massagers? The kind for female pleasure?”
Me: “Yes.”
Man: “Could you suggest one?”
Me: “I can not.”
Man: “Oh! Are you a virgin?”
Me: “No, I’m asexual.”
Man: “A… sexual?”
Me: “Yes, it means I get no pleasure from sexual stimulation, or even from talking to perverted men on the phone.”
Man: “Oh…” *click*
(He hasn’t called back.)
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
