Finally Did The Math

(My eighth grade class is preparing for the science EOC.)

Teacher: “The final assessment will also include some graph interpretation and—”

Friend: “What? That’s math!”

Teacher: “Science and math go hand in hand. You can’t do one without the other.”

Friend: “This is a sanctuary! Science was my sanctuary, but now we have math!”

Me: “MWAHAHAHA! Where is your EVOLUTION now?”