Final-ly Getting To You
High School | Learning
| December 9, 2016
(It’s finals week. This happens in the hallway after classes end.)
Student #1: “Oh, my god, I’m gonna die.”
Student #2: “At this point, I’ve kind of passed the level where you’re stressed and ascended into a higher realm. I am calm.”
Student #1: “I’m not. F*** it, I’m gonna de-stress by singing the song of my people.”
Student #2: *sighs* “Do you have to? The teachers are right there and this is the fourth time this week.”
Student #1: “Screw you. I do what I want.”
(Student #1 then dramatically collapses on the floor while screaming at the ceiling.)
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
