File>Open>Yard, Highlight Grass, Ctrl-X
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. This is [My Name]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Come mow my lawn!”
Me: “Excuse me, ma’am?”
Customer: “I said, come mow my lawn!”
Me: “I’m sorry, this is tech support. Are you having trouble with your cable TV or Internet?”
Customer: “I know who this is! I want you to mow my lawn! In the rain! I pay y’all enough every month, so you better come mow it!” *click*
Me: “…”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
