Fighting Is Bad For Your Elf

| Romantic | December 13, 2012

(Me and my boyfriend are having a mock fight on the sofa. He’s trying to put his foot on my face because I hate feet. He manages to do it a few times and I begin to get slightly annoyed, so I take my sock off and try to throw it in his face in retaliation.)

Boyfriend: *catching the sock* “Master gave Dobby a sock, now Dobby is freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

(I couldn’t even pretend to be mad after that. I burst out laughing.)

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