Fighting Fake With Fake
(A customer walks into the gas station and picks up a plastic 21 oz. bottle of water.)
Me: “Will that be all for you today?”
(The customer then holds it like he wants to hit me with it.)
Customer: “Give me all your money! This is a stickup!”
Me: “You’re trying to hold me up with a bottle of water?!”
Customer: “GIVE IT!”
(I pretend to press the silent alarm.)
Customer: “S***! The cops!” *runs off, dropping the bottle of water on his way out*
This story is part of our Super-Dumb-Criminals roundup!
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
