Fight Terror-Tots With Terror

| Memphis, TN, USA | Romantic | June 24, 2012

(My husband and I are driving home from a weekend away. I am reading this story about a really bratty kid. We’re both looking forward to having kids, but not for a long time.)

Me: “Oh my gosh, babe. How would you react if our kid did that?!”

Husband: “Our kid would never do that.”

Me: “I know right? I’m pretty sure it would quickly turn into a scene from The Exorcist as my head spun around and I hissed at our child.”

Husband: *laughing* “The room would suddenly get dark…”

Me: “A cold breeze suddenly appears. A crack of thunder. Our future child at this point will be furiously begging forgiveness, in the hopes that I would choose to be merciful and not end them on the spot!”

Husband: “This is exactly why I love you.”

Me: “Yep. Respect for others, taught and enforced with a healthy dose of terror.”

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