Fem-Bots Or Bust

(My boyfriend and I are watching Austin Powers. I’ve seen the trilogy loads of times and this is his first time watching it. We get the scene where the robot girls try to seduce Austin and he uses his “mojo” to blow them up.)

Me: “I wish I had machine gun boobs. Why can’t I have machine gun boobs?”

Boyfriend: *starts laughing so hard I have to pause the movie*

Me: “What? At least then these things would be useful!”