Feeling Very Sorry For Hugh
Grocery Store | Right
| September 11, 2016
(I’m putting back returns when an older man walks towards me.)
Customer: “Hi, any chance you can help me find some hugh-mass?”
Me: “Um… I’m not sure… Oh, you mean hummus?”
Customer: “No, no, I don’t want hummus. I want hugh-mass! It’s like a dip.”
Me: “Um… yeah. I’ll show you where it is.”
(I take him over to where the hummus is.)
Customer: “Ah, here it is! My wife’s been looking for hugh-mass for weeks! Thank you.”
Me: *holding back laughter* “No problem, sir.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
