I’m Feeling Rather Toilet Myself
(I’ve just left my department to take a restroom break when a coworker from another department greets me.)
Coworker: “How ya doing, [My Name]?”
Me: “Bathroom.”
(Pause.)
Me: “Wait a sec. Did you say, ‘How ya doing?’ or, ‘Where ya going?'”
Coworker: “‘How ya doing?'”
Me: “Oh. Well, I guess, technically, the answer to both questions is the same.”