Feeding The Pancake Troll

Boyfriend: “What the h*** are you doing?”

Me: “The making pancakes dance.”

Boyfriend: “It looks like the shaking-your-butt dance.”

Me: “It has a number of similarities, yes, but it differs in certain key respects.”

Boyfriend: “Such as?”

Me: “I’m making pancakes while I do it.”

Boyfriend: “Okay…”

Me: “Hey, perfect pancake flip. Victory dance!”

Boyfriend: “Now you’re just trolling me.”

Me: “Fine, I’ll stop.”

Boyfriend: “Hey, I didn’t say that…”