Feeding The Intolerant

, , , , | Friendly | July 21, 2019

(My husband and I are on a road trip with our infant daughter who is still breastfeeding and doesn’t take solid food yet. We stop for our lunch at a fast food chain. To make better time, I’m feeding the baby while my husband gets the food. I’m sitting in a booth in the corner with a nursing cover on, discreetly breastfeeding. An elderly woman comes up to me.)

Woman: “Excuse me, could you not?” *gestures at me*

Me: *feigning ignorance* “Not what?”

Woman: “Keep your boobs to yourself; we’re eating.”

Me: “So is she.”

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