I Have A Crappy Leg

(My 13-year-old daughter has been having problems with her upper thigh/hip, and had to get an X-ray. The doctor’s office just called and told me that there is no fracture, so she is probably just experiencing a strain in her ligaments. They also informed me that an abnormal amount of stool is in her colon, and she should probably try and clear it out. Thinking this is hilarious, and knowing my daughter wants to hear the results, I text her and tell her what I learned. This is the text conversation that followed.)

Daughter: “What’s stool?”

Me: “Poop.”

Daughter: “In my leg?”