Feed Them Bread And Fisher
At my best friend’s birthday party, we’re playing board games and having a lively conversation. Some of the attendees are making jokes critical of the Catholic Church, but each time, my friend shushes them and gives a pointed look towards a certain woman.
Woman: “Wait, what’s up?”
My Friend: “Oh, I’m sorry, I just didn’t want them to offend you.”
Woman: “Why would that offend me?”
My Friend: “Because you’re Catholic?”
Woman: “… I’m not Catholic.”
My Friend: “But you have all that Catholic stuff in your house! You have that big painting of Jesus holding the Sacred Heart!”
The woman pauses for a very long time.
Woman: “…That’s not Jesus! That’s Carrie Fisher!”
The entire party erupts into laughter. Just when we’re finally recovering…
Woman: “…And she’s not holding a heart, it’s a French bulldog!”
Another round of laughter. And right on cue, when everyone’s catching their breath…
Woman: “…And she’s giving you the finger!”
Cue laughter, round three.
