Feed The Beast

| Related | August 19, 2013

(I have friends visiting London. They have a baby daughter, who is absolutely adorable and I love to carry as we walk the streets and see the sights. I notice something, and start talking to the father.)

Me: “Hey, she keeps pointing at all the ice-cream shops as we pass them. Do you think maybe she wants an ice—”

Father: “No!”

Me: “Uh… okay.”

Father: “You know the rule! You never let the hungry monster develop a taste for human flesh!”

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