Fee Free Wee Fee

Me: “I just had to explain to a customer that the ATM outside saying ‘Free Cash Withdrawals’ meant that we don’t charge them to withdraw their own cash, not that we will literally give them free cash. Tell me people aren’t that stupid?”

Coworker: “I once had a customer politely ask me “what aisle is the weefee on, and do we have any left?” It took me a second to figure out she was referring to the sign on our door advertising our free WiFi.”

Me: “What did she think the ‘weefee’ was?”

Coworker: “She didn’t care as long as it was free.”