Fauxxx Pas
Customer: “Hi, do you have coitus?”
Me: *pause* “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Coitus! Do you have coitus?!”
Me: “All right, sir, I really hope I’m understanding you wrong, so I need you to say what you want a bit slower.”
(He thinks for a long time, then slowly says the word, drawing out every letter.)
Customer: “Curtains?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
