Faux Naturale
Me: “Good morning! What can I help you with today?”
Customer: *stares*
Me: “Ma’am, did you need help with something?”
Customer: “How old are you?”
Me: “I just turned 21 this week.”
Customer: “21, eh? You know what I’m going to tell you next, don’t you?”
Me: “Um, drink more?”
Customer: “No! I was gonna tell you to shave your eyebrows! You look all… natural.”
Me: “Oh… thank you?”
Customer: “A girl your age shouldn’t look natural!”
