Fathered And Fired

, | Vancouver Island, Canada | Working | April 4, 2014

(It is my first shift working night shift, and not having adjusted yet I am quite tired. I am lying down in the break room when my coworker calls me up front to deal with a customer.)

Me: “Hey.”

Customer: “Hey, how are you?”

Me: “TERRIBLE! I am EXHAUSTED and I was LYING DOWN and then I was forced to get up to wait on YOU, you B******!” *slams fist down on the counter*

(At this, I see my coworker’s eyes bug out, and he turns around hoping to avoid the inevitable customer outburst.)

Me: “Oh, [Coworker], this is my dad!”

Coworker: “OH, THANK GOD! I was just thinking ‘aw, man. [My Name]’s gonna get fired!'”

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