Fatcat
(Sometimes, I swear our heavyset family cat can understand what people are saying to her. Case in point, one evening I found her lying on her back playing with a small cat toy. Lying on her back, her weight is accentuated big time.)
Me: *rubbing her huge belly, after baby-talking to her some* “You know, when you lie there like that, you look a lot fatter than you actually are.”
(Cat suddenly looked offended and rolled upright. I couldn’t help but laugh.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
