Fat Chance Of A Touching Remark

| Romantic | February 2, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are horsing around in bed. He grabs my belly and starts tickling me.)

Me: “No! Don’t touch my fat!”

Boyfriend: “Where am I supposed to touch you, then?”

(I give him a disbelieving look.)

Boyfriend: “…oh my God.”

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