Fat Chance, Fathead
Boyfriend: “When we get married, we need to have kids right away.”
Me: “Uh, I’m not even sure I want kids.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, it’s okay. I’d rather adopt so they don’t turn out like you.”
Me: “Like me?”
Boyfriend: “You know, fat.”
(Yeah, we broke up not long after.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
