Fast Food Of Life

(My school is reorganizing classes on Fridays so we can get out early. The teacher of my religious seminary class hasn’t given us many details regarding seminary lessons fitting into our short schedules. One day in my class, we address the topic.)

Friend: “[Teacher], what will seminary be like on Fridays with the early dismissal?”

Teacher: “Taking out the walks from the school to our building and back again, we’ll have about twenty to twenty-five minutes.”

Me: “Wow. Will we even do scripture study on Fridays? Or will it be more of a discussion day?”

Teacher: “No idea. All I know is that coming to seminary will be like going to a McJesus.”