Fast Food Customers Pulling A Leroy Jenkins

, , , , , | | Right | April 29, 2019

(I work the night shift at a  fast food place from 10:00 pm to 6:00 am. Needless to say, we get many strange or unusual customers, which I usually have to deal with due to working the front.)

Group Of Drunk Customers I See A Lot: *sees me* “AYYYYY! LEROY!”

(Leroy isn’t my name.)

Me: *grinning* “Hello!”

(That group proceeds to call me Leroy whenever I walk by or am just bagging orders.)

Drunk Girl: “Hey, [My Name]! What are you doing tonight?” *to her equally drunk friend* “If I show off my boobs will I get faster service?”

Me: *thinking the answer is obvious*

Drunk Girl: *in my direction, honestly I have no clue if she’s asking me* “If I sucked a d**k would I get faster service?”

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