Fast And Infuriating

| Romantic | June 3, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are driving separate vehicles. He’s about two cars ahead of me. We’re talking on the phone to each other.)

Me: “Seriously, this car next to me was honking! I looked over, and now there’s this creepy guy smiling and waving at me. I have no idea who he is.”

Boyfriend: “What guy?”

Me: “This guy in the red car next to me. He’s still honking. Every time I look he’s still smiling and waving at me.”

(We pass through a couple of lights, and this behavior continues. Finally, the red car gets the idea that I’m not interested, and drives ahead of me.)

Me: “Ha! He’s next to you now. The guy in the red car. Avenge me! Avenge me! Honk, smile, and wave at him!”

(My boyfriend starts honking, smiling and waving at the guy, before laughing hysterically.)

Boyfriend: “He just flipped me off! He looks angry too!”

(The car ends up back by me again, and he can see me laughing. I give him a thumbs-up as I change lanes. However, we hit another red light. My boyfriend is again next to the red car, and continues to smile and wave at him through the light.)

Boyfriend: “He’s still flipping me off. The best part is he looks really angry now. But I bet he figured us out.”

Me: “I would hope so at this point!”

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