Fast And Furiously Good Timing

(My wife and I are sitting home watching television. Our kids are both asleep, but some of their toys are still in the living room including a small toy from a common fast-food franchise. An advertisement comes on about trying to make a car powered by cow feces.)

TV: “Lets make a car powered by bull****.”

Me: *laughing* “A car powered by bull****!”

(My wife begins to laugh.)

Toy Car: *from across the room* “Hahahahahahaha.”

Wife: “Oh, my god! That needs to go on the Internet right now!”