Farts Of Husband Past
(My husband and I are discussing the future and the afterlife.)
Husband: “After I’m gone, I’m gonna find a way to haunt your a**.”
Me: “Well, that’s useful. That way every time my stomach gurgles or I fart, I can just say, ‘oh, that wasn’t me; that was [Husband].'”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?