Farmed Out Their Thinking

(I am a night manager at a very popular sandwich chain. My coworker and I are prepping veggies for the next morning.)

Coworker: “I really want to visit the farm one day.”

Me: “Uh, what farm are you talking about?”

Coworker: “You know, the farm where they grow all of our produce.”

Me: “They grow our produce all over. There isn’t one farm. Our tomatoes are from Mexico, and our bell peppers are from California.”

Coworker: “Yeah, but I still want to see the farm where they grow everything. It must be huge!”