Far Too Blues Collared To Get It

(I am getting ready to leave school for the evening when I notice that Friend #1 has a very perplexed look on her face.)

Me: “[Friend #1], is something wrong?”

Friend #1: “I just found out that [Friend #2] is a smoker. I can’t believe it.”

Me: “What? I’m pretty sure [Friend #2] doesn’t smoke.”

Friend #1: “I just heard him say that he had a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes.”

Me: “Did he also say, ‘It’s dark and I’m wearing sunglasses?'”

Friend #1: “Yeah, how did you know?”

Me: *laughing* “[Friend #2] doesn’t smoke.”