Far From Pitcher Perfect Math

Customer: “Does the half pitcher have more alcohol than the full pitcher?”

Me: “I mean, it would be the same alcohol percentage, but in terms of volume it would be less.”

Customer: “No, it would be more. The same drink in a smaller container contains a higher alcohol percentage, as it has to fit more alcohol in less space.”

Me: “That’s not—”

Customer: “—That’s the reason you get f***ed up from shots!”