Family Value Vs. Dollar Value
(My best friend’s father-in-law has passed away. We are at the viewing before the funeral. My best friend’s two-year-old daughter, my goddaughter, can very shy sometimes and has learned I will bribe her with a quarter speak to me.)
Me: “Hey, [Goddaughter]. Can I have a hug?”
Goddaughter: *shakes her head and hides behind her dad*
Me: “If you give me a hug…” *realizing I have no change* “…I’ll give you a dollar!”
Goddaughter: “Okay!” *runs over and hugs me*
(I pull out my wallet and give her my last dollar. At that point, a very attractive woman, who my best friend works with, walks up. She has seen the whole interaction.)
Attractive Woman: *laughing* “I want a dollar.”
Me: “Um, [Goddaughter], can I have my dollar back?”
Goddaughter: “No!” *runs away*
(My best friend starts laughing at my misfortune.)
Me: “Don’t laugh. Your daughter is learning to give affection to men for money.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?