Fallopian Noobs
High School | Learning
| April 22, 2013
(I’m a sophomore in high school and a boy starts coughing and gagging on some crackers in class.)
Student: “Oh my God, Mrs [teacher], help! [Boy] has something stuck in his fallopian tubes!”
Teacher: “He can cough so he’s fine — wait, what did you just say?”
Student: “[Boy] has something stuck in his fallopian tubes!”
(Everyone in the room stares at the student and then laughs.)
Student: “What’s so funny?! He’s choking!”
Teacher: “[Student], he’s fine and he can’t have anything in his fallopian tubes.”
Student: “What do you mean? Aren’t your fallopian tubes up here?” *motions at her throat*
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