Falling In Love In Three Seconds

(My boyfriend and I are eating dinner, when a piece of chicken falls from my plate and onto the floor. I quickly pick it up and put it back on my plate, but catch my boyfriend staring at me.)

Me: “If I eat this, are you going to break up with me?”

Boyfriend: “No. I was going to say if you’re not going to eat it, then I will.”

Me: “I’m definitely eating it. Three second rule.”

Boyfriend: “Good. You’re disgusting and I love you.”