Falling For You
(My boyfriend and I are taking a shower together. I notice he keeps putting his hands on me: on my shoulders, on my hips, around my waist.)
Me: “You really love touching me, huh?”
Boyfriend: “No. You’re just so clumsy I wouldn’t put it past you to slip and fall and break your neck.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?