Falling Flat On Mother’s Expectations
(My mother is hosting a barbecue for the language class she teaches. I have come back for the weekend, and have to make small talk with the guests.)
Guest: “So, you’re not at university then?”
Me: “No, I work.”
Guest: “Oh, are you the daughter who lives in London?”
Me: “Yup, that’s me.”
Guest: “So … that makes you the nurse?”
Me: “No, that’s my sister over there.”
Guest: “Ah, so you’re the one who lived in the cockroach-infested flat?”
Me: “Exactly! Wait, how do you know that?”
Guest: “Oh, your mum told everyone she taught.”
Me: “…wonderful.”
Guest: “Don’t worry. That’s all I know about you and your sister.”
(I wander over to my sister.)
Me: “Hear that? When mum sums us up, she says she has one daughter who’s a nurse, and her other daughter lives in London in a cockroach-infested flat. I’m sure I’ve done something else with my life!”
Sister: “Nah, nothing she thinks important.”
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