Fake Sweet Talking
Text/Chat/Email | ON, Canada |
Romantic | September 4, 2012
(I’m at home in Ontario while my boyfriend is in Nova Scotia for his friends’ wedding. We’re texting back and forth.)
Boyfriend: “I got you prezzies from Halifax today!”
Me: “Prezzies? Like multiples? More than one!”
Boyfriend: “Yes, well, I went and spent money on my boy. What? Lol.”
Me: “Sugar daddy.”
Boyfriend: “Nah, can’t afford real sugar. More like ‘Splenda daddy’.”