To Be Fair, The Yard Hadn’t Got Any In A While
(My family is eating dinner when a thunderstorm blows up. My dad, who had been wanting to water the grass under some trees, gets up to look at the rain.)
Dad: “It’s finally getting hard enough and long enough to get the yard wet.”
(My sister and I hid our snickers so he wouldn’t notice.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
