Failure to Launch
(As I’m watching TV with my boyfriend, I notice that he seems to be in a bad mood.)
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Boyfriend: “I tried to seduce you a few minutes ago and you didn’t respond at all!”
Me: “You were trying to seduce me?”
Boyfriend: “Yes! I rubbed my foot against the back of your leg!”
Me: “That couldn’t have lasted more than three seconds! I thought your foot was asleep!”
(Unfortunately, this was a sign of things to come as we are no longer together.)