Failing At A Pass

(I am on my bus to work. I show the driver my bus pass. On the bus pass there is a pattern around the edges. My finger is covering some of the pattern.)

Bus Driver: “Fingers!”

Me: “Pardon?”

Bus Driver: “Fingers!”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Bus Driver: “Take your fingers off the pass!”

(Although they weren’t covering anything important, this driver REALLY needed to see the pattern.)