Failed The Umbrella Academy

(I’m at the concession stand when a customer comes up.)

Customer: “Excuse me, sir, but I think I left an umbrella here the other day. It was black with white specks on it.”

Me: “Okay, ma’am. Come with me.”

(I take her over to the lost and found and pull out an umbrella with that description.)

Me: “Is this it?”

Customer: “Yes! Thank you so much! Also, I’m here to see a movie. Here’s my ticket.”

Me: *looking at the ticket* “Okay, you’re in theater #2 on the left. Enjoy your movie.”

Customer: “Thank you.”

(She goes into her movie and I go back behind concessions. A couple of hours later, another customer comes up.)

Customer #2: “Excuse me, but somebody left this behind in the theater.”

(She handed me the same umbrella from earlier that day. I’m still trying to wrap my head around how that first lady could forget it a second time, especially since it had been raining all day.)