Failed The Name Game, Part 9
Customer: “Hi, I need to pick up an order.”
Me: “Okay. What’s the name?”
Customer: “[Customer’s First Name].”
Me: “Hmm. I don’t have anything under that name. Is there another it could be under? A last name, a nickname, mom or dad, girlfriend or boyfriend?”
Customer: *Shakes head.* “Nope. Just [Customer’s First Name].”
Me: “Okay, what did you order?”
Customer: “I dunno. My parents told me to come pick it up.”
Me: *On a hunch* “What’s your last name?”
The customer looks at me wearily, like I’m out of my mind.
Customer: *Hesitant* “Johnson?”
Me: “Great! I have a family special here for Johnson, and a [sub].”
Customer: “Hey, that’s it!”
Me: *Head-desk*
Related:
Failed The Name Game, Part 8
Failed The Name Game, Part 7
Failed The Name Game, Part 6
Failed The Name Game, Part 5
Failed The Name Game, Part 4