Failed The Name Game, Part 9

, , , , | Right | December 8, 2020

Customer: “Hi, I need to pick up an order.”

Me: “Okay. What’s the name?”

Customer: “[Customer’s First Name].”

Me: “Hmm. I don’t have anything under that name. Is there another it could be under? A last name, a nickname, mom or dad, girlfriend or boyfriend?”

Customer: *Shakes head.* “Nope. Just [Customer’s First Name].”

Me: “Okay, what did you order?”

Customer: “I dunno. My parents told me to come pick it up.”

Me: *On a hunch* “What’s your last name?”

The customer looks at me wearily, like I’m out of my mind.

Customer: *Hesitant* “Johnson?”

Me: “Great! I have a family special here for Johnson, and a [sub].”

Customer: “Hey, that’s it!”

Me: *Head-desk*

Related:
Failed The Name Game, Part 8
Failed The Name Game, Part 7
Failed The Name Game, Part 6
Failed The Name Game, Part 5
Failed The Name Game, Part 4

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