Fail Not This Class
Learning
| July 15, 2017
(Translating Shakespeare sentences in English class.)
Teacher: “‘Fail not our feast.’ What does that mean in modern English?”
Student: “Come to our feast.”
Teacher: “Yeah, but I think it sounds more like a command.”
Student: “COME TO OUR FEAST!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?