Factual Innuendos
(I’m working as a cashier at a hardware store. A customer comes to my line wearing a floor-length black trench coat, which he is clutching around himself rather suspiciously.)
Me: “Hello, sir, did you find everything alright today?”
Customer: “Would you like to see my bird?” *suggestively nods down toward his jacket*
Me: “Umm, excuse me?”
Customer: “You know, my bird…
(He opens one side of his trench coat, only to show that he indeed has a large green parrot hidden in his jacket.)
Me: *speechless*
Customer: “What, is green not your color? No worries!”
(The customer opens the other side of his trench coat and reveals another large parrot–this one red.)
Me: *still speechless*
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