In Fact, I Can’t Believe That It Took This Long

, , , , | Related | March 7, 2018

(My dad is a terrible driver. He’s constantly speeding, texting and driving, and swerving all over the road. Heck, I even caught him BOOKING A FLIGHT on his phone while he was driving once! One day, he gets pulled over out of state, and immediately contacts his lawyer. My sister happens to work for his lawyer, and she relays this conversation between them to me.)

Dad: “You’re not going to believe this, but I just got a speeding ticket.”

Lawyer: “Actually, [Dad], I can believe that.”

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