A Face Like Soured, Full-Fat Milk

, , , | Working | November 7, 2017

Me: “Can I please get a large tea to go, Earl Grey, and one of those iced espresso shots?”

(My name is taken and I wait.)

Barista: “[My Name]! We only have full-fat and semi-skimmed milk today.”

Me: “It’s all right; I have tea without milk.”

Barista: “Which one?”

Me: “Neither.”

Barista: “Yes, but you have to choose. You can’t just leave me hanging.”

Me: “But I don’t want any milk.”

(She gave me a sour face and I got my drinks. There was also a small cup with my order that I checked when I was outside. Judging from the taste, the barista decided that I should have full-fat milk, on its own.)

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