Shave Me From Violation
(My boyfriend has grown out his beard so it is long and fluffy. I am female and we’re both pro-feminism. One day I’m particularly distracted playing with his beard.)
Boyfriend: “Um… why are you groping my beard? I feel kinda violated…”
Me: *in a manly voice* “Come on, baby. We both know you if you didn’t want someone stroking your beard, you wouldn’t have grown it out like this!”
Boyfriend: *high-pitched sobs* “That’s not true! I grew it for me! FOR ME!”
(I was laughing too hard to make a comeback, but I kept playing with his beard for a good five minutes.)
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